See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

mynewurl

chongotheartist:

Leaked screen shots for Cars 3: I Fucked your Mom

mynewurl Source: chongotheartist

isaac

arabwife:

me: *is overwhelmed by things i absolutely have the time to do*

isaac Source: arabwife

peppermintasylum

obviousplant:

I gave these adoptable cats some interesting likes and dislikes. All these cats are real and can be adopted here! See more on Facebook.

peppermintasylum Source: obviousplant

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bakerssmurf:

obsidian-disorder:
crocheti-the-yeti:
bootsnblossoms:
Tweets from Parents that Perfectly Summed up Parenting
This is parenting.
I lost it at the haunted toothbrush xD
Omg-some of these are so true it’s like I’m living them!

captain-of-the-lesbian-ships Source: bootsnblossoms

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homolesbians:
“Just married!
This is Vivian (91) and Alice (90), and they just got married. They’ve been dating for 72 years, and together they have visited all 50 US states, all the provinces of Canada, and been twice to England. Quote Alice: “We’ve... — homolesbians:
Just married!
This is Vivian (91) and Alice (90), and they just got married. They’ve been dating for 72 years, and together they have visited all 50 US states, all the provinces of Canada, and been twice to England. Quote Alice: “We’ve had a good time”.

captain-of-the-lesbian-ships Source: qctimes.com

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hellonicetomisha:

alltheselittlevoices:
haleepls:
hold-a-lover-close:
owlturdcomix:
We go forward.
This is too deep to comprehend.
Stop it
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY
:(((((

captain-of-the-lesbian-ships Source: owlturdcomix

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unimpressedcats:
“ save me obi wan
” — unimpressedcats:
save me obi wan

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hausofcoralcunt:

lady gaga singing Born This Way at the biggest straight event of the year, in the middle of Trump presidency is literally the definition of SHE DID THAT

captain-of-the-lesbian-ships Source: hausofcoralcunt

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tastefullyoffensive:

Who did it better? [full video]

captain-of-the-lesbian-ships Source: tastefullyoffensive

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beigency:
“yall so creative thats why i hate all of you
” — beigency:
yall so creative thats why i hate all of you

captain-of-the-lesbian-ships Source: beigency